Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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