Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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