he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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