everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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