oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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