what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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