Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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