So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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