I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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