So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
