I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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