Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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