If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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