Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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