her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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