She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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