I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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