No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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