ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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