The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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