It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up under a house in Key West
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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