let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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