you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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