dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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