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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Semen is not good for contacts.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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