I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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