So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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