his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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