she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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