Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize