i was rollin on her like bob the builder
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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