taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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