Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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