She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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