i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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