it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
