They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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