Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I will pee on everything he values.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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