Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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