why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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