Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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