HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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