I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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