hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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