So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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