I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i've created a new STD.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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