My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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