Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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