Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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