dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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