Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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