I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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