Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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