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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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